Funny people

You know who the funniest among the lot?
- The guy drunk silly trying to convince you, and probably himself, that his drunken state has not affected his judgement.
- The seasoned flirt casting his magic.
- The traffic conscious guy trying to cross the busy road without zebra crossing.
- Kids, in whatever they do.

They all are earnest in what they do. It is just that I have this seizure of giggle watching them.

Freaking Freezing

Rain, Flood, Storm, Twister, Tornado, Hail, Snow, Bad hair day – name it and it is now in New Zealand. For the records, bad weather makes me crazier than normal. I tried this new mustache and I drew comparison with Hulk Hogan. P was laughing his head off at the comment till the dot under his lower lip that he deliberately leaves behind while shaving was described as ‘beauty spot’. Ha... Ha... Hulk Hogan was forgotten instantaneously.

Walking back from work, I thought the water level in the Viaduct Harbour has risen considerably. Is it real? May be I am just hallucinating as usual. For some reason, that reminded me that I cannot swim. I have spent all my life in the costal area and I cannot swim. I know that living in coastal area does not make swimming skills mandatory. The point is – I cannot swim. Damn.

Milord!

Ages ago.
At the School.
Moral Science classes.
Was taught not to judge others.

Right now
At the work.
Performance appraisals.
Am asked to judge others.

Just wondering... Is my job immoral???

This world is weird.

Piece of brilliance found by the road

"Laughter is the best medicine". Can there be a more incomplete statement? So incomplete that it is sometimes misleading. It is a relief that Cancer and AIDS patients are not prescribed laughter as cure to their disease.

Then you come across a statement that puts everything in place. Isn't it brilliant?


Some statements are so incomplete that you remember them for their sheer stupidity. Years ago I saw a poster naming some politician as the 'Leader of Tamil race'. I was like - What the heck. Where did this joker come from, who proclaims himself as my leader? By the way, when did Tamils become a race? But that is a different blog-worthy debate by itself.

Getting back to our topic, why would somebody volunteer to be my leader when I do not need one? The statement on the poster should have been more specific. It should have been more precise by naming him the leader of a bunch of idiots and losers.